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Yesterday I got to play the greatest game of hide-and-seek of my life with my two-year-old pal. Here is a transcript:

Boo: We’ll play hide and seek.
Daddy: Ok. Do you want to hide or count?
Boo: I count. You hide.
Daniel. Great. Will you count to ten?
Boo: Noooo…
Daddy: Will you count to twenty?
Boo: Noooo…
Daddy: Will you count to seven and a half?
Boo: Noooo…
Daddy: Will you count to ten?
Boo: Yes!

Daddy: Ok, then. Close your eyes.
Boo: You hide. I hold your hand.
Daddy: You play to win, my little friend.
Boo: You hide over here.
Daddy: Ok. Then you’ll go count?
Boo: You hide.
Daddy: Right here?
Boo: Yes.
Daddy: While you hold my hand?
Boo: Yes.
Daddy: Sounds good to me. Ok. Consider me hidden. I’m hiding right here, down low like this.
Boo: You’re not counting, Daddy!

And it kept getting better from there… :-]